A Speeding Ticket Only Marines Could Appreciate
Speeding Marines Elude Cops
Two CHP officers were recently conducting routine speed enforcement when they got the shock of their lives. Officer Smith had just started his shift with the radar gun and was looking forward to serving up some tasty speeding tickets while a relieved Officer Jones went off in hot pursuit of some doughnuts and a potty. Both are blissfully unaware that the United States Marines are about to come calling. Out of the clear blue sky on a calm and sunny, Southern California day, what happened next is the stuff of Marine Corps legend.
A 300 MPH Marine Is Hard To Catch
Officer Smith suddenly does a double take when his radar gun alarm registers an unbelievable speed of 300 MPH – coming from an approaching vehicle! Thinking it is an error he attempts to re-set the gun but before he can gripe to Officer Jones about the department's cheap equipment – a deafening roar overhead of 8.5 magnitude envelops their cruiser and commences to give them both a good shaking. The radar gun had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near their location. Talk about a speeder with a head start!
Marines Blamed For Destruction of State Property
When the dust had finally settled and after Officers Smith and Jones have had a chance to change their skivvies, their Patrol Captain decides to file a complaint with the USMC Base Commander, reportedly to recover money for damage to a CHP patrol car and new uniform trousers, but I suspect he was just an ex-(fill in the blank) Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine basher. What he hoped to gain by filing a complaint against marine aviators is beyond this old jarhead but the reply to the CHP Captain is classic USMC speak: (more…)







