Former Horror Idol Creates Sgt. Chucky's Raiders

A Different Kind Of Recruiting Poster

At a secret military installation far from the poisoned water of Camp Lejeune, Sgt. Chucky has begun work creating a new kind of combat marine. One that will strike total horror into the cold hearts of terrorist leaders everywhere, just by his appearance. He's lean, he's mean and he's a one-man, hard to kill, fighting and training machine.

Sgt. Chucky brings his special skills with hatchet and chain-saw to the already outstanding close combat skills of marines. His outfit, Chucky's Raiders, is a strictly all-volunteer force which is limited to those marine types who possess no fear of being mutilated in combat – they are already so ugly that their faces alone send shock waves of terror through their opponents.

Here is a rare shot of Sgt Chucky's assistant, former Marine, Lcpl. Bob "Pretty Boy" Donner, yes, those Donners, all glammed up for liberty in downtown Falujah. These are the kinds of men Chucky's Raiders needs to recruit that, along with our regular marines, will put a stop to all the Washington BS, get these people under control and get our troops HOME!

Promoting terror among your enemies is not a terrorist exclusive, Sgt. Chucky's slaughter squads will attest to that. Bob here is one of the better looking of us. We have yet to find a girl for him.  Go figure.

Sgt. Chucky's Recruiting Video – Calling the Few, The Proud and the SCARY!

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