It's Time To Get The Marines Out Of Iraq

I am just a joe average kind of guy, semi-retired patriot, former-marine, Viet Nam vet who served an entire year crouched behind a bunker, terrified of his shadow. Surprised? Hey, tell me how you would react when the bullets started flying your way? Besides, in all the confusion, nobody even noticed I was missing!

How was I to know they would be shooting real bullets (8 + months of marine training should have given me a clue), I was just this dumb kid from Florissant, MO, trying to survive. Speaking of bullets, do you know this little piece of usmc trivia: the bullet breaks the sound barrier when it passes over your head, making a horrible fire-cracker sound? You just don't hear the one that gets ya.

I propose that we get out of Iraq. Not everyone, hell, it's no secret that the Army is a great administrator. We leave those guys there until they get things worked out. You know, establish a puppet government that is controlled by and supported by the American CIA. A few Iraqians get rich, buy a bunch of shoes and retire to the Dakota in New York!  Am I saying that's a problem, of course not!

So stay tuned on the LCM network for the latest in how we get the marines out of Iraq. We need them in Afghanistan or Pakistan, wherever that scum bag Bin Laden is hiding. Some marine is going to capture this guy, single-handed, I can feel it. And he will be the greatest American marine hero since Chesty Puller – God rest his gung ho soul.

We are going to need the support of all Americans to accomplish this goal. With respect to our Army Ranger, Green Beret and Navy Seal friends, we must get the marines (all but a battalion) out of Iraq and into the deserts of Afghanistan. Forget about those Russian wussies, these are U.S. Marines we are talking about!

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